Ophoria’s Bliss 3 Mini Vibe: Luxury in Your Pocket

Cons: Even though she is advertised as a great pinpoint massager, I couldn’t get behind the Bliss 3 as clitoral or pinpoint-anywhere massager. She didn’t do it for my clit or my nipples straight-on. But then, I’m a high-powered kinda girl, and the vibrations on Ophoria’s Bliss 3 Mini Vibe don’t transmit through the tip nearly as well as they reverberate through the shaft. (Turning her sideways is another story, though! My nipples woke up! And so did my clit! And my inner thighs! And… And… and…) Do remember, of course, that every body is different.

Oh yes, and she’s a compact little vibe–short and stubby. That means that the Bliss 3 can get slippery and hard to grasp when wet with juices or cum or lube and especially if you opt to use her as an insertable vaginal vibe, which is how I like her best… nice and deep inside my pussy. (It’s okay, though, if you lose your grip. Just let the Bliss 3 take you on a pleasure-journey through oceans of orgasms. Sometimes it’s fun not having all the control! I don’t think you’ll regret it. I sure didn’t!)

What/How/Who/Where
The Bliss 3 Mini Vibe by Ophoria is a small, silicone vibe that is best used for all-over external body massage, pleasuring, teasing, tending to the genital area (labia, clit, etc.) or as an insertable vaginal vibrator. I’ll take a lucky guess that this would also feel amazing on a guy’s balls and cock, but I haven’t tested it out with a play partner on that front yet… The Bliss 3 is the perfect vibe for solo lovin’ or couples play and is suited for everyone of every sexual orientation.

Just note that since it’s so short and doesn’t have a flared base, it’s definitely not meant for anal play and could become dangerous if inserted anally… so keep it external or for the pussy, please!

This mini vibe is splashproof (shower-friendly, but please don’t immerse anything besides the silicone body like the area around the battery compartment or the ON/OFF switch in water). And also, please do make sure that the batter compartment is completely sealed before jumping into the shower to play!

The Bliss 3 is definitely quiet, and discreet enough for travel and/or roommate-living. If you do choose to use her with partner(s), I would recommend that one partner take the helm and be the pilot as the Bliss 3 is rather small, short and stubby and is just the perfect size for one commander!

Favorite and not-so-favorite Features
I have two absolute to-die-for favorite features of the Bliss 3: the nine-vibration patterns that completely rock my world and send me into mind-blowing orgasmic bliss again and again and again, as well as her fabulous ribbed body.

Ophoria’s Bliss 3 Mini Vibe feels like a ribbed-for-her-pleasure condom. Only better. Much better. So fucking good. I mean, having her inside you is like an instant orgasm before she is even turned on. (Yes. I’m a self-confessed texture-slut.) (And yes, the Bliss 3 feels that good, baby!)

But then, to have the sheer delight of moving this vibe in-and-out of your dripping wet pussy ever-so-slowly to the beat of your favorite music, as she is vibrating inside of you and singing its praises… Oh lord. To fuck faster and harder, more intently, because you can’t do anything but that. To succumb to your own pleasure-waves, your own desire, and the places this magical toy is taking you. The Bliss 3 gets my vote, baby. And it gets my pussy’s too!

Okay, okay… so the pleasure-ridges make the Ophoria Bliss 3 Mini Vibe slightly annoying to clean if you don’t use a condom over her as a toy-cover. But it’s not that hard to clean. And for all the orgasmic power in the Bliss 3, I’d say it’s worth it. I’d say it in a heartbeat. I’ll slave over a soapy sink scrubbing sex toys with a soft (or extra-soft) toothbrush to get orgasms like THIS on-demand. I mean… who wouldn’t? Come on, now!

Safety Information
Ophoria’s Bliss 3 Mini Vibe is silicone, hypoallergenic, latex-free, completely body-safe, pthalates-free, and 100% non-porous. All that said, though, if you do plan on sharing her, or just to make clean-up easier, please do use condoms over the Bliss 3 to help prevent the spread of infection.

The Bliss 3 is compatible with your favorite, high-quality, water-based lubricant. (Don’t have one? Comment or email me, and I’ll be more than happy to offer some suggestions!)

To clean the Bliss 3, use warm water and soap to wash the silicone body before and after every use. (If you want to sterilize it completely, you can also use a 10% bleach solution, but no higher.) When done cleaning, rinse with hot water, without submerging the toy (especially avoiding getting water inside the base / battery compartment and near the ON/OFF button), and pat dry with a lint-free cloth.

From the Ophoria User Manual, “Never use massage oil, cream, lubricants, or cleaners that contain alcohol, petrol or acetone. Never use an abrasive brush or cleanser to clean the silicone body.”

Tip: If you do want to use a brush to clean all the little ridges and valleys, use a soft or extra-soft toothbrush, and don’t scrub too hard. With soap and water, cum and water-based lube will come right off! And if you use condoms as toy-covers, clean-up is always easier!

Disclosure Statement: This product was provided free-of-charge by Fascinations for the purpose of unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the guidelines set forth by the FTC.