Introducing Nino

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Hello all!

I’m Nino. I’m a pansexual genderqueer pervert that lurks the forests of the Pacific Northwest. I live on a steady diet of discount wine, my roommate’s kitchen experiments, dance parties, tea, the internet, and cigarettes.

I’m a proponent of polyamory, a tree-hugging moss-sniffing hippie-punk, a theatre fag, a polite anarchist, and an ethical slut.

I think intelligence is the most attractive quality one can have; talk to me about etymology or ethnobotany, literature or paleontology, and I will melt into a happy puddle of goo at your feet. I’m a big nerd and bibliophile. I aspire to be a hot librarian someday. (Mmmm, leather hardbound editions, yeah…)

I don’t consider myself particularly kinky, but do have a dirty mind. I love bondage, strap-ons, leather, porn, and certain kinds of pain. I haven’t really delved into kink and the kink community as much I’d like, but I’m hoping that will change. I just graduated from college, and am ready to revel in a bit of free time.

I like to laugh during sex. I have trouble treating sex seriously when it’s so obviously rife with hilarity. For example, I think this is probably one of the greatest things ever:

Because the only thing better than pony-play is unicorn-play, and the only thing better than unicorn-play is UNICORN PLAY WITH PINK SPANDEX JOCK STRAPS. Mmm, delicious.

You may have gathered that I don’t have much of a TMI filter. This, paired with some shaky volume control, often leads to mildly-embarrassing situations like yesterday morning, where I was sitting in a bar watching the World Cup, loudly explaining to my friends (and anyone else in hearing range) how soccer matches are chock-full of masturbatory material.

Here’s a few other places on the internet that I love, besides this one:

Malesubmissionart.com – A gorgeous collection of pictures of male submission, with intelligent discussion about them.

Retrozone – Pinups, retro-porn, and pictures of disco queens. What more could you want?

Genderqueer and Pansexual Pride – Two tumblr sites for my daily dose of queer inspiration.

Nofauxxx.com – Because I can’t stand mainstream porn, dammit!

You can also find me on Tumblr, and I’m occasionally active on Fetlife as well, where my username is Whirligig. I have yet to succumb to Twitter, but it’s probably only a matter of time. I’m going to finish off this introduction the way many others have started, with profuse thanks to Mistress Arabella for inviting me to play in this sandbox.

I promise to play nice,
Nino