You Can Bump Me All Night Long, Baby!

I’ve encountered a few rabbit-style vibrators in my day, though I tend to avoid them because they aren’t usually strong enough for me–or, if you’ll allow me to rephrase, I seem to be too strong for them. Allow me to explain: My pussy o’ steel broke two of my favorite rabbit-style vibrators (the iRabbit by DocJohnson) and others have either failed to stay inside me, constantly popping out during play which is le annoying indeed, or just don’t seem to interest me as much as living-and-breathing human partners (and excluding humans, well, The Hitachi Magic Wand). Suffice it to say, when CalExotics told me I had been nominated as one of their Top 100 Sexperts, and I’d be receiving a new toy to review every month, I was giddy with excitement. And that excitement dripped down my thighs. For June, my first month as one of their Top 100 Sexperts, CalExotics sent me the Power Bumper, an oh-so-pink, and insanely textured rabbit-style vibrator. Its packaging taunts “4 rows of floating pleasure beads,” along with it being “totally waterproof,” “soft, supple & unscented” and having “2 speeds of intense clitoral vibration” in addition to its handy reversible shaft rotation feature. It is not an understatement, ladies and gents, to say that my interest was further piqued. Like an animal in heat, I hungrily (yet delicately, of course) ripped open the packaging, checked the material of the toy, and seeing that it is made of TPR, headed over to the sink to wash it with warm water and soap. I then popped in the requisite 4 AA batteries, threw a condom over it as a toy cover (and extra safety precaution, which is always a great idea ’cause it keeps you and your toys clean, makes clean-up a snap, and helps to prevent the spread of infection which can totally happen with your sex toys, too!), and within 2 minutes flat, was on my back, legs spread, pussy still dripping, Power Bumper in hand, and about to see what she really had to offer me.

[Note to readers: If you have one of those fabulous chairs from The Better Back Store that reclines and keeps your legs up at a 90 degree angle to your back and makes you feel like you're flying or floating or... well, better... it's a great place to experiment with new toys.] I turned on the Power Bumper with her push-button controls located at the bottom base of her shaft (somewhat hard to get used to at first, as you can’t SEE them, but great if you like surprises… hee), and she started whirling and twirling inside of me, and the little bunny clitoral attachment started buzzing at my clit like nothing I have ever felt from a rabbit-style vibrator. I came HARD in 6 seconds. Gasping for breath, with the Power Bumper still churning away inside of me, turning me to jelly, I fumbled around to try and figure out how the hell to turn her off! (By the way, I don’t usually turn off my sex toys after just one orgasm. I don’t usually even turn them down. I turn them up.) (But not this time.) I had to pull the Power Bumper out of me, to figure out how to turn her off, and stop the ensuing orgasms that were driving me up the wall and way past my comfort-zone! And then, I ran away. Yes, from a toy. I ran and hid under a blanket in another room, where I couldn’t see her. Granted, I think I had turned on the clitoral vibration at max. power, and with many subsequent pleasure-romps with the Power Bumper, I’ve since discovered that my pussy really does prefer the floating pleasure beads to be rotating in reverse. See, y’all, sex toys are educational. E-D-U-C-A-T-I-O-N-A-L. Learn yourself. Learn your partner. Share the joys of discovery. Onto the hard facts: The Power Bumper is a body-friendly, latex-free, hypo-allergenic, TPR toy. She has a length of 5.5 inches and a width of 1.5 inches. She’s compatible with your favorite water-based or silicone lube & can be cleaned with any sex toy cleaner or warm water and soap. Since TPR is slightly porous, it’s a grand idea to use condoms over the Power Bumper, whether you plan on sharing her or not. Condoms as toy covers help cut-down on the risk of infection and disease. Play Safe! Stay Safe! Remember, it’s always best to store your battery-operated toys without the batteries inside them. And it’s a good idea to remove the batteries before cleaning, too. The Power Bumper is waterproof… so draw a bubble bath or get ready for some shower fun! Just make sure that the battery compartment is completely sealed first! And remember, lovelies, silicone lube is waterproof, too! If you’d like to pick up your own Power Bumper or give one as a gift, you can get one from CalExotics.com! With blissful pleasure, Mistress Arabella aka your fav Top 100 CalExotics’ Sexpert! Disclosure Statement: This product was provided free-of-charge by CalExotics for the purpose of unbiased review. This review is in compliance with guidelines set forth by the FTC.