I Desire…

By a. eve · 60461308118 CommentsI+Desire...2010-06-30+07%3A55%3A47a.+eve · In Just for Fun, Reviews

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I desire your shiny purple body to fill my pussy and vibrate at your incredible intensity, bringing me to heights of new orgasmic potential over and over again. I desire to caress the smoothness of your form, licking my juices off of your shaft, having my partner lick them off, too, before thrusting you back inside. Hard. Fast. Deep. You are like the god of thunder inside my pussy, Desire Vibe. The way you make it quake, babe, no other vibe has. You are like the insertable vibe that matches the power intensity of the famed Hitachi Magic Wand. I am in awe of you. And I crumble at your power. I desire you filling me to overflowing every night, as often as I can stand, even though I’m running through C batteries like the devil, and it doesn’t even matter because you feel that goddamn good, and in my book, there isn’t a law against pleasure. Gotta watch myself, though. Sometimes your intensity is just too much for me. Pushes me over the edge too fast. And instead I just want to be teased–wined & dined–if you will. For that, I adore your spin-dial controller at the base of your shaft. I can spin my way up in intensity or down, and find the perfect buzz level for my every mood, my every want, my every need, my every desire… You know how to turn off my mind. And speak to my heart through my pussy, Desire Vibe. That’s pretty good for a $3o vibe, if you ask me! Shit. And at 8″ long by 1 1/4″ wide, you’re bound to be the perfect fit for all those lovelies wanting something of size inside. Hee. I can’t get enough of your shiny purple hard body. And though I’m not usually a fan of hard toys, you just do it for me, babe. You get me there. You rock my world. You are recyclable and durable. I can drop you, thrust you, use you & abuse you, and you work and work and work. Love it. Love a sex toy that holds up. You’re a mix between hard plastic, rubber & elastomer and can be cleaned with any universal sex toy cleaner or soap and warm water. I’m giddy over the fact that you’re splashproof and shower-friendly, and your battery compartment is sealed with a sweet watertight gasket. And you’re so versatile, too! You work great as an external clitoral stimulator, or an all-over body massager, not to mention the fun I had when my partner shoved you deep inside my ass. I know it was good for you, too, Desire Vibe… [Editor's note: Since the Desire Vibe does not have a flared base, and is not designed as an anal toy, if you decide to use it as such, besides using condoms as toy covers--which you should always do anyway for safer sex--make sure that you or your partner never lets go of the toy. Always keep a hand on it! We don't want it getting lost where it doesn't belong; we don't want you getting hurt!] You work best with silicone or water-based lube, & condoms over you as toy covers, and you don’t whine or protest or complain about them, either. I know they keep you and I both cleaner and cut down on my chance of STIs and other infections, as well as making you better at dispersing lube and making clean-up easier! I desire you, Desire Vibe. My pussy wants you. xxo. Do you desire the Desire Vibrator? Click here to get yours. Just $30. Can’t beat that! Disclosure Statement: This product was provided free-of-charge by Babeland in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the guidelines set forth by the FTC.

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a. eve

Pansexual sensate aesthete. Proponent of resources and eduction to help us each live our best lives. Kinky, quirky, sex-obsessed, sex toy-obsessed, sexpos critical theory slut with a passion for writing & def an acquired taste. Interests: The loveliness of everything being lovely. Wearing stars in the night sky. Buddhism. Critical Theory. Embodiment. Authentic Connection. Preparing happy, humming food. Baking bread from scratch. Thunderstorms. Storytelling. Sharing. Old typewriters. Dangly earrings.

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