Bum Rush Rascal: For Freaks Like Me

 

When the Bum Rush Rascal first arrived from Topco Sales, my jaw dropped to the floor. It is massive at 6.5 inches tall and 2.04 inches wide. Huge. With 6 insertable inches (15.25 cm) of tastefully designed gloss and matte black silicone it is a rush to merely look at.

But truth be told, I had no idea what to do with the goddamn anal plug, if you can even call it that. Bum Rush is a much, much more appropriate name. It weighs in just under two-thirds of a pound at 0.63 lbs. I couldn’t think of any reviewers that I could ostensibly send it to (without knowing intimate and extensive history) and actually expect to get some kind of reliable review back.

Day after day, I visited the Bum Rush Rascal in its packaging, fingering the red cardboard, examining the black-and-white lettering oh-so-carefully, searching for clues, a whiff of desire, feeling the weight of it, still enclosed in plastic, in my hand, wondering about its flexibility, and what it would really take to get something like that inside of me.

Being the Mistress that I am, and so dedicated to you, my glorious readers, I decided to take on the challenge of the Bum Rush Rascal. I mean, that’s what Bombshells & Rockstars is all about, right? Quality sex-positive sexuality education, safety and resources. I strive to be the best on the web. And if I let a silicone toy get in the way of that, well… then, I’m just not doing my job very well!

So for you, dear readers, I lit some candles, put on some music and stopped myself from hyperventilating before I began. (No, not really. At least to the latter. I was actually pretty calm on the outside. Giddy inside. You know what I mean… I was about to take the plunge! Gives a whole new meaning to butterflies, and I felt like I was about to have anal sex for the first time all over again. I suppose I was…)

The Bum Rush Rascal is one of many big, bold toys that are advertised not for the faint of heart in Chi Chi La Rue’s Rascal Toy’s line. These toys are marketed to gay men. But I don’t see why we all can’t enjoy the fun!

[Now, a note about me and my butt plug history: I freakin’ adore butt plugs. Of most shapes and sizes. The problem in the past? They don’t seem to adore me! They are always popping out, squirming out, slipping out, and never seem to stay put. I learned to follow the wondrous advice Bunny gives in The Ins & Outs of Anal Sex a long time ago, and I use lube sparingly on my butt plugs if at all, because my natural vaginal juices provide more-than-adequate wetness for me, personally.

I am not saying that no one should not use lube! I am a firm supporter of lube, especially where anal activities are concerned! I am just saying that everyone needs to take the time to learn their own bodies. If you find that you’re having problems with plugs staying in time and time again, cut back on the lube. Slowly. See what happens. It never quite occurred to me that the reason these plugs were popping out was because they were on the small-side for me just because of my love of anal-play.

Whenever I have anal sex, I tend to have issues with burning (more likely due to my latex sensitivity and allergies to lube ingredients than anything else, or super aggressive partners that don’t know how to take things slowly and actually communicate). Because, dear readers, I don’t have any of those issues when I’m playing solo or with a trusted friend. Funny, isn’t it? I always chalked it up to the fact that I was too tight and had to stick to smaller toys, and was therefore completely fucking terrified of the Bum Rush Rascal.]

But in my zen, with the Hitachi happily humming away on my clit, and my pussy juices puddling down my slit, it only took a few minutes for the Bum Rush Rascal to nestle itself deep inside my ass. And it practically jumped right in! There was no efforting on my behalf, no pain, no oh-my-god-it’s-going-to-break-me feeling. Just sweet, sweet bliss. And lots and lots of pleasure.

Once it was inside of me, I was pleasantly surprised to feel that this anal plug is incredibly comfortable! I could wear it all day! I did keep it in for a few hours, ‘cause I’m a freak like that, and I love the feeling of being stuffed full. What else can I say?

The Bum Rush Rascal has a number of seams… 2 main ones from the way the toy is constructed, and then a number of others from the aesthetic and textural touches they added in the design process. The main seams are no bother at all when the Bum Rush Rascal is inside of you, and, at least for me, the added ridges and swirls from the design made this the most delicious butt plug I’ve ever had inside of me.

With the Hitachi Magic Wand still teasing my clit into submission, and the Bum Rush Rascal tending to my ass, my pussy felt a little left out, so I slipped in the wondrously arced Ou Oui silicone banana dildo (affectionately renamed the Sex-A-Peel by Babeland) and within seconds my body was dancing its way to ecstatic orgasms.

After the first dozen, I turned off the Hitachi, had only the energy to toss it on the floor next to my bed, and I removed a dripping hot pink silicone banana from my pussy. I’ve never seen it so wet in all my sexcapades with it. I think the Sex-A-Peel has a new best friend in the Bum Rush Rascal. And they look damn good together. Just sayin’…

The Bum Rush Rascal and I chilled out together as aftershocks rocked us both, and tears streamed down my cheeks because the orgasms were that powerful and yes, that good.

If you’re a slut for good anal, you have to get your hands on the Bum Rush Rascal. I know it may look intimidating at first (or even sound it), but it is so worth the adventure for yourself or your partner(s) or both!

Since the Bum Rush Rascal is made of silicone, it is completely hypoallergenic and 100% non-porous. You can toss it in the dishwasher after use to disinfect it completely, or sterilize it with a 10% bleach solution, or use good ol’ boiling water. I love non-porous sex toys. They keep us healthy, safe, and clean. Nothing better than that.

You can still use condoms over the Bum Rush Rascal to make clean-up easier, just make sure they’re big enough! If you’re going to wash the Bum Rush Rascal by hand, wash it immediately after use to get all the juices, lube, and any debris away from the crevices and seams with minimal effort. Keep your toy clean, and it will keep you happy!

The Rascal is also great for temperature play! Stick it in the freezer, or in warm or cool water for an added thrill!

Just remember that it’s a bad idea to use silicone lube with silicone toys (watch out for pre-lubed condoms that are lubed with silicone lube if you’re using them as toy covers). Go with water-based lubricant when in doubt!

Are you a freak like me? Pick up your own Bum Rush Rascal today at your favorite Rascal Toys retailer! They sell for around $35. Pretty gosh-darn reasonable for such a high-quality toy! And you even get your pick of red or black!

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Disclaimer: This product was provided free-of-charge by Topco Sales for the purpose of unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the guidelines set forth by the FTC.