Tweet

Virgo: The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. Don’t be afraid to start something new. It’ll be tough, but worth it.

Libra: Growth is in your future this week. Be prepared to see changes for the better in your [...]" />

AstroSlut: Horoscopes for a Dirty World

Virgo: The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. Don’t be afraid to start something new. It’ll be tough, but worth it.

Libra: Growth is in your future this week. Be prepared to see changes for the better in your situation or from those around you. Keep your chin up.

Scorpio: So what if things didn’t go well for you at the clubs last week? This is a new week. New weeks mean new opprotunities.

Sagittarius: There’s a little troublemaker in your life, and s/he seems to be mucking up your relationships. Take some time to figure out just why s/he is making your life so hard.

Aquarius: Like the summer that’s coming to an end, it’s going to be a bright time ahead. Enjoy it while you can, and don’t forget your sunscreen.

Capricorn: Nobody likes getting stuck between a rock and a hard place, but sometimes the only way out is to figure out which is the hardship you can live with.

Pisces: Just because the devil made you do it, doesn’t mean you can get away with it. Take responsibility for your actions and that will put you on the path to being truly free.

Aries: Don’t just sit there planning; make sure that your plans have a good foundation to sit upon. This way, when you enact your master plan, you won’t be caught by an unpleasant surprise.

Taurus: Like the bull of your namesake, you’re relying on inner stores of strength to see your way though. Some might call it stubborness, but you know better.

Gemini: Nothing worth having comes easy. Be prepared to fight for what you want or what you believe in. You can come out on top, but only if you stick to your guns.

Cancer: Take a look at your finances this week. Take the time to readjust if you need to. Also, this is a good time to look at furthering your education.

Leo: You’ve been looking at things all the wrong way. Take a moment to get your head on straight and take another look. It’ll put things into perspective.

About The Author

Lola Batling

Lola Batling is an astrologer, smutpeddler and sexy witch from NYC. Her spirit animal is the meerkat. She does porn and reads tarot.

One Response to AstroSlut: Sept 1st – Sept 7th

  1. [...] This post was mentioned on Twitter by brianb110 and Arabella, Arabella. Arabella said: Wet Ink: AstroSlut: Sept 1st – Sept 7th http://bit.ly/cSITVH #BombshellsAndRockstars [...]

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

*

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>

CommentLuv badge