Le Réve Bullet: A Bullet in Hand is Worth Two in the Bush

New from Pipedream is the Le Réve 3-Speed Bullet. Available in a variety of colors, it’s sure to blend in with your make up case, or purse, or whatever other convenient place you’re inclined to store it for easy-access. This is your standard waterproof, multi-speed, touch-button bullet. There’s nothing fancy about it, and taking that into consideration, it does its job pretty well.

Upon first-use, I could distinguish between the low, medium, and high speeds. I was thrilled that there was so much flexibility packed into this little toy. After I peaked, however, and had my first orgasm at the hands of the Le Réve Bullet, speeds one and two became quickly obsolete. They blended together into a hum-drum, everyday low rumble, that, while feeling nice on my erogenous zones and has the capacity to tickle, isn’t going to get me off.

For me, then, the Le Réve Bullet has only two speeds in a functional-sense: foreplay and orgasm.

Not that there’s anything wrong with foreplay. Be warned, though; if you’re used to egg-shaped insertable bullet vibes, or stronger external vibes without the compact convenience of a tiny bullet, you might be disappointed by this baby’s power. That said, if you use the Le Réve Bullet as intended, it should do quite nicely by you. Take the pretty Le Réve Bullet vibe into the shower with you, or make it your bath-time playmate. Feeling indulgent? Do both. Often. 

Its sleek, shiny finish is characteristic of ABS plastic, which it indeed is made out of. The Le Réve Bullet is odorless, phthalate-free, non-porous, and hypo-allergenic. You can use your favorite lube with this baby, whatever kind that may be. I definitely recommend silicone lubricant (for staying-power and that yummy slippery glide) if you’re taking this sweet lil’ thing into the water with you, however.

The Le Réve 3-Speed Bullet is discreet. It will tuck away unnoticed in the palm of your hand, fit into that impossibly tiny clutch you take out on special occasions, and can even be tucked into your bra (if you’re one that likes to hold your cards close). Clean it with universal sex-toy cleaner, or soap and warm water before and after each use. Like any teeny tiny, vibrating toy, this baby gets slippery while wet, and you might find it hard to get a grip on it. It squirms away, as is its wont, but no harm, no foul. Grab the Le Réve Bullet by the horns, redirect it, and it will buzz away happily, wherever you set it.

Speaking of, it will aid you during intercourse if you choose to set it against your clit. Depending on the shape of your labia, you might be able to get away with using it hands-free. Try it out. As far as a couples’ toy goes, however, this is too tiny to command the attention of an entire play-session. Allow me the pleasure of disillusioning you, so you might enjoy the Le Réve 3-Speed Bullet to its fullest potential the fastest and least painful of ways possible.

Let’s talk about noise-level. On a hard-surface, if you accidentally drop it or set it down momentarily, this will sound like a cell-phone with a vibrating-alert. Annoying and certainly noticeable, but nothing that adequate background noise won’t drown out (well, mostly). 

If trying to get your rocks off in a public place, I don’t recommend setting the Le Réve Bullet down on anything hard. Nestle it against your soft flesh, if you must. But don’t set it down while it’s on, okay? Tucked between your labia, nuzzling against your clit, the Le Réve Bullet is almost silent. Almost. Meaning as long as you’re not using it in a library, or some other equally quiet place, no one should be the wiser to your little secret. For restaurants and clubs, parties and even grocery stores, you’re good to go. Thankfully. 

How I love that discreet sex toys exist.

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