The Sailor Soft Pack: An Easy Way to Pack Some Heat

For my first time packing, I chose to avoid the classic rolled-up sock, and reach instead for a product crafted for the purpose–the Sailor Soft Pack by Good Vibes. I picked vanilla, to match my oh-so-pale skin tone, and I opted for Soft Pack One (aka small) because I didn’t want the size of my packer to intimidate me or scare me away from gender exploration that quickly.

Off the bat, I want to say that my soft pack isn’t pink and doesn’t have a pink-tinge to it, at all. This is refreshing, though given the picture on GV, this makes me think that I may have received the caramel. Maybe it’s just the lighting in the picture? It’s a mystery to me.

Moving on, the Sailor Soft Pack is made out of Cyberskin, and comes in three color choices. It feels like an honest-to-gods flaccid cock in my hand, so much so that I managed to spook myself a bit when I first took it out of the box. Even in a packing pouch and through the fabric of my jeans, the seam of the synthetic balls can be made out, as well as the definition around the head of the shaft.

They did a good job with the molding; I appreciate that the packer isn’t completely smooth and has some veins, ripples and other texturing, but isn’t over-the-top in that department. For me, it proves to be a yummy mimetic model of dick. (And I’m loving that I get to write this review. I don’t get to talk about these things nearly often enough. Must change that stat!)

Anyhow, the Sailor Soft Pack One is 4 inches long and 1 ? inch in diameter. To translate, that’s a relatively normal size. The average length of flaccid cock is 3.5 inches, I hear, with 5.5 inches coming in as the largest reported flaccid length, when hanging loosely. The Sailor Soft Pack hangs loosely naturally; no worries about displaying a flagpole here.

It’s also rather realistic when it comes to weight. It has somewhat of a firm inner-core, so it’s not going to squash completely on you when you grind up against someone on the dance floor, thankfully, or  when you get felt-up (’cause with this baby in your pants, that’s bound to happen). Just so you know, Soft Pack Two is 5 inches long, for those of you wishing to pack a little more heat, and has the same diameter as Soft Pack One.

This Cyberskin (sometimes known as “Softskin”) is durable, maintains its shape, and definitely performs up to my standards. It is porous, but since this is definitely not made for fucking, that shouldn’t really be much of a problem. The Sailor Soft Pack looks great bulging through underwear and/or jeans, and really kicked up a part of my sexuality that I hadn’t previously played with.

I couldn’t get over how fucking hot it was to walk around with a cock. Sexy-as-fuck, to clarify. It didn’t just change my perception of myself; it changed the way that I walked, the way that I sat, and the dirty dialogue running through my head. (Remind me to write more about gender-bending and auto-eroticism later, Lovelies, mkay?)

Maybe I just have a bad case of penis envy, but walking around with the Sailor Soft Pack gave me this indescribable sense of confidence. And, as a femme, I have to throw in that I loved the way it put pressure on my clit through my packing pouch as I moved around. That was an added thrill, and definitely an added bonus; the pressure reminded me that I was packing, and kicked up my adrenaline a good bit.

My only complaints? This packer has a very noticeable chemical smell when you first receive it. It took half-a-dozen washings and wearings for it to begin to fade, so I definitely recommend washing it early and often. I’ve also had some issues with it picking up dye from my briefs (and even from my packing pouch itself), but for me, a few washings has solved that problem, as well.

For longevity, wash this soft pack with mild soap and warm water, and dust it with cornstarch when dry to prevent it from getting sticky or tacky. You can even store it in a plastic bag with cornstarch for convenience and to avoid getting a powdery-mess all over everything else.

You can purchase the Sailor Soft Pack at Good Vibes here. Soft Pack One (the small) retails for just under $25, and the larger size for just under $30. Happy packing!

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Disclaimer: This product was provided free-of-charge for the purpose of unbiased review by Good Vibrations. This review is in compliance with guidelines set forth by the FTC.